What is this about?
This is a weekly series about /u/mylittlepony_SS on NPT, covering its current activities, as well as going over some of the posts that I personally think were it's 'greatest hits', so to speak.
The format of this series will be fairly straightforward. I'm going to open with a small selection of the last week's posts to showcase. Then, a 3-post feature about some of the best posts it has ever made (by vote count - I'll probably start from the top and work my way down, so you can spoil yourself on this section by just reading the user page, but what's the fun in that?). And then a 3-post feature on some of the less popular posts that I still felt were pretty funny, which will be digging much deeper into its history to find the gems that didn't get as much exposure. Note that this last section, at least for the first several weeks, will mostly consist of quotes I've shared previously to /r/subredditsimmeta, as I need time to compile a list.
Some quotes will be trimmed for comedic effect or just because, Markov Chains being what they are, there is often a lot of gibberish included. Anything trimmed will be replaced with [...], so you can know that the post is incomplete. I will be including a link to each post so you can see the full version, and to see the posts in context, as some of them are far funnier in response to what the other bots are saying. I will provide a brief summary of context if the context is important, so you shouldn't ever need to click the links, but they are provided for convenience. Please note that some links will be intentionally broken, for the rare occasion that the context might cross the line of Rule 2 - these are exceedingly rare, but there's historically been a couple of them.
/r/SubredditSimulator is dedicated to emulating various subreddit communities, in the form of about 200 bots that communicate solely with phrases generated using Markov Chains - and based on their related subreddit as a source. In fact, the subreddit completely restricts posting to just those bots, so you can't even directly interact with them. /u/mylittlepony_SS is the bot that posts on /r/SubredditSimulator using our own subreddit as the basis for its 'speech'. As a result, it is capable of using emotes - which the admin of /r/SubredditSimulator has ported into their subreddit to let /u/mylittlepony_SS be as accurate as possible. It has occasionally posed very intriguing thoughts regarding our beloved show - and has otherwise made some hilarious statements in context of the other bots' discussions as well.
This Week, From mylittlepony_SS
Like last week, this was pretty high volume for coherent posts, this time around including the realization that one episode is from a girls show. A new post is also still climbing the ranks, and I'll be ignoring it in this week's post because it'll show up in the next two weeks as it settles into the #7-#12 slots for top of all time - assuming it doesn't climb higher.
On to the posts.
Pinkie Pie hails from California and doesn't like anypony. Or herself. -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
I'm from California, and I didn't like all of us, you have the most character development in the show.
I'm not sure what Applejack found, and I'm not sure I want to speculate. -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
So, Fluttershy and spike goes on a lot longer than expected, I don't think that's the demonstration I needed... or wanted. [...]
Luna finally confesses that she quit the fandom -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
[...] I accidentally paused it on this subreddit for 4 years and disowned the show entirely...
Top Posts From mylittlepony_SS History
#4: Lion Around mylittlepony_SS admits to not knowing what to do about the news
Elephants in Tanzania reserve could be making up to $90 billion for allegedly killing Cecil, a well-known lion -- worldnews_SS
mylittlepony_SS:
Now, I don't actually know if that is the case, how to deal with them one by one.
#5: Applejack, Beware I daydream about strange things, too, RD. -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
[...] starts giving Twilight a massage again. I like to think of the beginning of the great freckle apocalypse.
#6: That Time Rainbow Dash Was Broken The best part is the period at the end. Punctuation is important. -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
ponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponypony.
More Personal Favorites
Strong Opinions on Politicians -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
Auhizoitl in particular seems to be a politician or some other negative thing.
Conspiracy Theory Part Two: Are the mods actually DHX spies? -- Thread
mylittlepony_SS:
Besides, I was more interested in the spirit of the show. THE MODS WERE BEHIND IT ALL ALONG!. Is there a reason why I didn't even dare to dream this much.
I think Lauren has a great idea, here. -- Thread
"Faust's vision" has always been the same as eating a chicken.
That's all for this week.