Starlight Glimmer VS Moondancer (Rap Battle)
[Moondancer]
*book slams shut
What is this?
Tell me sis,
What did I miss?
Ya gotta be taking the piss.
Did Twilight really ditch me
In favour of this dinky?
I guess the crown's too thight
Or maybe she was never too bright
But let's talk about this Glimmer-gal
I think you better call the guards, pal
Before that I'll tell you the story's morale
Then drill it straigth into your ear-canal
So your boyfriend left you and you became a terrorist?
I would ask "what's wrong with you?" but I already have a list
Taking away ponies' cutie-marks, giving time a hefty nudge
Giving Orwell the booty-call, all because of a petty grudge?
[Starlight]
Huh, good to see Twilight has made amends
Right after getting some better friends
Cameras are rolling, get back in the background
I won't even need my magic for this smackdown
Going up against a background pony?
Please, you gotta be a phony.
This lonely, homely, oldie
Got nothing on the OG
You're so selfish, my word!
Twilight left you to save the world
And all you care about is how much it hurts?
There's a reason you were left on the outskirts
Because let's face it, you're toxic
She smiles and you spit, you ain't slick
She needed a student and I was her pick
Maybe you could be here, if you were less of a dick
[Moondancer]
Yes, special fillies do need special education
Left unchecked and you will doom this whole nation
I guess at least it'll be entertaining
Because the old star is quickly waning
Wanna talk personality?
At least I've got one.
Never seen such banality.
I look for depth, but you got none.
I never showed up, because I didn't go crazy
You had to be watched, like you're a baby
Better turn into a teacup, and call up yo daddy
Your whole arc is botched, your writing's just lazy
You call me a background pony? What you doing at the table tho?
As the camera's admiring me, as Minu and I steal the show
But you gotta be used to it by now, your friends all upstage you.
At the end they all take a bow, while you're still shining a shoe
[Starlight]
Moon Moon dearie, you better stop
I'm an OG, you're just a palette swap
I was the first counterpart, I changed the game
You were born to flop, we barely knew your name
You're not even good at it
I matched Twilight in power
I brought tension and some grit
Then got away living in her tower
Let's be real, I'm better than you
I'm stronger, I'm prettier, don't be blue
All wounds heal, let me take you to school
I'll be acing the class, while you drool
You were never meant to be a thing
No sense of normality, you're wasting hours
Should have known you were just a fling
After this fatality, you go and take a shower
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
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Submitted December 19, 2019 at 11:20AM by JesterOfDestiny
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