I'd say I'm a mix of Rarity, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy.
1: Fluttershy is the fan favorite of the main six 9 times out of 10
2: Twilight is the princess of ship
3: ANYTHING can be a horse pun
4: On the MLP subreddit (This one) 95 out of 100 posts will be links to a DeviantArt comic/drawing
5: Rule 34.2
6: Rule 63
7: Cadence is never best princess
8: Someone will argue with something I say in this.
9: The mlp subreddit (this one) despite having a large number of subscribers most posts only get at most 200 upvotes I hope this will be an exception
10: Rarity is best pony
11: If it exists in MLP Hasbro will make a toy of it
12: The fandom gets toxic enough to the point the show starts getting meta about it
13: Hasbro wants her name to be muffins the fandom wants derpy
14: the fandom always wins
15: No matter how close Hasbro guards the new episodes there will be leaks.
16: Rule 34.
What is your best go-to horse story you don't get to tell? Whether you are bragging about something you accomplished, a horror story, how you came together with the horse you have now, anything!
